Why I Keep the Reamster Around

Last night, at McFadden’s: 

Me:  I’ve never seen so many cute guys getting on mediocre-looking girls in one place at a time.

The Reamster:  Yeahhh…this is Penn Med.

Later, outside of McFadden’s:

The Reamster:  Does anyone want to just go back to my apartment and drink?  Seriously, I have like 100 beers and 20 episodes of “Scrubs” on DVR.

Later, underneath the I-76 bridge where a couple was shamelessly hooking up on the ground underneath a tree:

The Reamster:  Hey, does your girlfriend know you’re doing that?


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