Last night, at McFadden’s:
Me: I’ve never seen so many cute guys getting on mediocre-looking girls in one place at a time.
The Reamster: Yeahhh…this is Penn Med.
Later, outside of McFadden’s:
The Reamster: Does anyone want to just go back to my apartment and drink? Seriously, I have like 100 beers and 20 episodes of “Scrubs” on DVR.
Later, underneath the I-76 bridge where a couple was shamelessly hooking up on the ground underneath a tree:
The Reamster: Hey, does your girlfriend know you’re doing that?