Or, When Anal Retentiveness Attacks!
The Reamster: I am kind of ridiculous
I’m just throwing it out there
Me: kind of?
The Reamster: in case it was ever in doubt
Me: you really know how to start a gchat conversation
1:43 AM The Reamster: well yes
that’s part of me being ridiculous
I made an excel file
with 15 tabs
that is color coded
and shared it with my Recruitment Associate
The Reamster: and was like this is everything we have to do in the next 25 days. Let’s get started
do you want to see it?
I think it might entertain you
you can say no
I wouldn’t want to see someone else’s frightening OCD playing out professionally
Me: that’s like asking me if i want to see a snuff film
like i think i would be horrified
but i would also be morbidly curious
1:46 AM why are they so color coded
what exactly are you color coding
The Reamster: let me just send it to you
me: i’m looking at it now
this is CRAZY
is this russian
The Reamster: haha what makes it russian?
me: i don’t know
it’s like in another language
The Reamster: no it isn’t
me: for me, yes
ive been on duff time all summer
i’m rusty with deciphering acronyms
The Reamster: wait but the words are English right?
oh, you scared me
me: hahaha yes matt
The Reamster: I thought it broke
me: HA no
1:54 AM The Reamster: look what TFA has done to me
I used to drink beer
now I delight in excel