Cheech: Is it seriously only wednesday Me: yes
but it’s 3pm on a wednesday
Cheech: i’m petitioning for it to be thursday
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Me: you’re going to hate me
2:59 PM but i woke up at 1
but i had good reason
Cheech: lame.
go on
Me: i stayed up late to finish harry potter 7
Cheech: ha
3:01 PM Me: i teared up
Cheech: nice?
3:02 PM Me: it’s good
Cheech: have you seen transformers by the way?
Me: no i have not
and i will not
Cheech: oh man
Me: out of principal
Cheech: anna, it was a great movie
3:03 PM Me: i’ve heard
but what i’m saying is
why has no one made a my little ponies movie
Cheech: oh god
Me: i’ll tell you why not
blatant sexism in hollywood
Cheech: because it would be terrible
Me: i would watch that shit for sure
Cheech: no action
Me: MAGICAL HORSES CHEECH
Cheech: BATTLING ROBOTS ANNA
Me: touche.
3:04 PM Cheech: well i guess we’re even then. I don’t read harry potter, you don’t see transformers.
i accept that.
Me: each of us is missing out on a major entertainment event of summer 07
i see your point
Cheech: exactly.
missing out, and not caring.
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3:11 PMCheech: In the past week i have bought flaming lips tickets as well as wilco at millenium park.
Me: damn you
Cheech: yeah, i’m excited.
Me: i noticed that philly is OFTEN excluded from some of these things
Cheech: it’s a lesser city
Me: thats why people are so mean
Cheech: yeah but they get to park wherever they want
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3:29 PM Me: i can’t wait for [name redacted]’s wedding
that’s gonna be some nonsense
Cheech: agreed
3:30 PM did i tell you our self imposed theme?
Me: no?
Cheech: “bringing dates that [name redacted] has previously hooked up with”
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Cheech: ugh
new jersey, the armpit of the nation.
4:08 PM i think NJ is the east coast’s Indiana
is that right?
Me: oh absolutely
i think i’ve said that exact same thing before when trying to explain indiana to other people
Cheech: very nice.
much more accessible to people.
4:09 PM i wonder what state it is in the south, or the west
i bet alabama and utah
Me: but i have found that jerseyans are a much more malevolent race
bc indiana folk tend to stay in indiana for the most part
Cheech: yeah
Me: but jersey people feel like it’s their right to invade other states
Cheech: well indianans can’t read well, so that may relate to their mobility
my life to live 