A G-Chat Conversation #12: And Now I Feel Stupid

Me: you watchin exiled!!

SD Sewell: no i was watching michelle obama

A G-Chat Conversation #11

me: yo yo

tell

me

5:14 PM how BADLY do you want to see sisterhood of the traveling pants 2

The Redheaded Jewess: um

so much more than dark knight

A G-Chat Conversation #10

Son of Sartorialist: OMG this next month of tv is amazing

12:00 PM me: what else is on

12:01 PM Son of Sartorialist: olympics

mad men

conventions

me: oh the olympics, yeah i think i’ve heard of that

Son of Sartorialist: its in china

me: where’s that

Son of Sartorialist: your home duh

A G-Chat Conversation #9

5:52 PM me: UM

http://jalopnik.com/393601/giant-vulva-bicycle-taxi-is-freudian-wet-dream

5:53 PM Kasko: thats just weird

5:55 PM me: LOLOL

YOU CLIMB IN IT!!!

Kasko: i knew a couple girls in college you could do that to

one leg at a time though, ‘less you want to hurt yourself

5:56 PM me: that is TERRIBLE

Kasko: what? they were sluuuuuuuts

there was one girl we did always make fun of for her cavernous vagina

5:57 PM (it wasnt you or anyone you knew/cared about)

5:58 PM if that makes you feel better

A G-Chat Conversation #8

Smakapon: dude i love oasis

i wish they would go on tour with guster

that’d be amazing

i saw regina spector [sic] today

you know her?

10:03 PM how was your weekend?

10:04 PM me: it was great

yeah i saw a regina spektor a year and a half ago

she’s great!

10:05 PM Smakapon: yeah, she was doing a concert for the 60th celebration of isreal [sic]

it’s funny because right next to it was the Philippine festival

so it was like you

half jew half Filipino

haha

A G-Chat Conversation #7

The Great American: http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/world/2008-05/26/content_6711481.htm

me: oh jesus christ

10:47 PM The Great American: i know! And if things get bad, they’ll just eat it!

me: THAT IS HORRIBLE

10:48 PM The Great American: yum!

A G-Chat Conversation #6

9:28 PM The Great American: http://www.abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=4773381&page=1

9:29 PM

The Great American: XOXO

A G-Chat Conversation #5

9:05 PM Son of Sartorialist: oh wow.

me: OMFG

OMFGOMFGOMFG

9:06 PM OH MY GOD!!!

Son of Sartorialist: what the fuck is going on.

the outing the ousting and the confession in one MFing episode

9:37 PM me: i wish gossip girl was showing over the summer

9:40 PM Son of Sartorialist: im serious… gossip girl dress day

9:41 PM me: we can all be different characters

Son of Sartorialist: you can call blair right now

and i get chuck

me: absolutely not

9:43 PM we need to find you a shark sweater

Son of Sartorialist: that isnt 1500 from ralph lauren

or that is but it donated

i think i seriously need a shopping trip to the vineyard to do this right

9:44 PM H&M cant do it

9:45 PM me: maybe you should just ask jenny to whip out her sewing machine

Son of Sartorialist: start sketching potential outfits

9:51 PM we could do it on tfa day and then have a gg party during our totally free afternoon.

maybe drinks at alma de cuba.

or get some lanes at lucky strike.

blair would never go to north bowl.

9:52 PM me: i’ll have a CM blackberry everyone an itinerary

no, that is like way too serena/vanessa

Son of Sartorialist: LOVE IT

vanessa would tell serena to take dan there for a birthday date

A G-Chat Conversation #4

Or, When Anal Retentiveness Attacks!

The Reamster: I am kind of ridiculous

I’m just throwing it out there

Me: kind of?

haha

The Reamster: in case it was ever in doubt

Me: you really know how to start a gchat conversation

1:43 AM The Reamster: well yes

that’s part of me being ridiculous

I made an excel file

with 15 tabs

that is color coded

and shared it with my Recruitment Associate

Me: haHAAAAAAAAAA

The Reamster: and was like this is everything we have to do in the next 25 days. Let’s get started

do you want to see it?

I think it might entertain you

you can say no

I wouldn’t want to see someone else’s frightening OCD playing out professionally

Me: that’s like asking me if i want to see a snuff film

like i think i would be horrified

but i would also be morbidly curious

1:46 AM why are they so color coded

what exactly are you color coding

area schools?

The Reamster: let me just send it to you

me: i’m looking at it now

this is CRAZY

is this russian

The Reamster: haha what makes it russian?

me: i don’t know

it’s like in another language

The Reamster: no it isn’t

is it?

me: for me, yes

ive been on duff time all summer

i’m rusty with deciphering acronyms

The Reamster: wait but the words are English right?

oh, you scared me

me: hahaha yes matt

The Reamster: I thought it broke

me: HA no

1:54 AM The Reamster: look what TFA has done to me

I used to drink beer

now I delight in excel

A G-Chat Conversation #3

Cheech: http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2007/07/31/coleocanth_ani.html?category=animals i think this is crazy awesome

4:19 PM Me: fish with legs

what’s going to happen next

soon they’re going to take over

4:20 PM Cheech: a species that’s been around for 360 million years

that’s so badass

4:21 PM Me: take that t rex

Cheech: exactly.

they were never going to take over the world with those tiny ass arms